wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

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brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

damn.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

damn.

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escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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dezdexy:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Get your shit together Cookie Monster.

They sound so drunk or high I’m not sure which?

ofuckme:

nialllhoran:

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

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dezdexy:

mrasayf:


I needed to do this.

This post is gold.

dezdexy:

mrasayf:

I needed to do this.

This post is gold.